1. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion

that life is serious.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice

contrast to the real world.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural

stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the

one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with

a glance.

7. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables

you to recognize a mistake when you make

it again.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite

government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you

probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the

speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other

parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth.

Deal with it.

15. By the time you can make ends meet, they move

the ends.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and

narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than

coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and

throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you

counted on.

21.my thoughts exactly...thanks tony!

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