waste of a perfectly good weekend.

there will be no happy hour, no lounging on the couch, with a good book or movie.No trading spaces,no reality t.v i will have no friends call me and ask if i want to come over or go out. there will be no swimming at the pool...The only place i am going is to the bathroom- or quite possibly insane.

We decided to request a movie... and we had the people at site t.v to play dreamcatchers by Stephen King...theres a lot of bloody asses in this movie. Im sure this will make for some interesting dreams.

Speaking of things that will give you nightmares- the funniest thing i saw was someone ill nickname Dottie- smearing Preparation H on her stomach, and wrapping herself in saran wrap. in an attempt to "tighten the skin on her midsection???" i dont know..

I am so glad i dont sleep over there.. ill be dreaming of dancing hemmorhoids and choking on ass cream gas...I mean i really cant think of another reason why smelling like ass cream would be acceptable can you? i mean if it works- fuck it! I AM next in line!

god this shit is too funny!

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